Hey Doc i think i have a tapeworm ?...............?
Drop your pants bend over and spread em says the Doc.
Mmmmmmm... Yep, you´v got a big un there!
What I want you to do is, come back tomorrow, and bring a banana and a cream cookie.
Banana and cream cookie says the patient?
Yes, a Banana and cream cookie, that´s all says the Doc.
Next day, in he comes to the Doctors surgery with a big banana and a cream cookie.
Drop your pants, bend over and spread em, says the Doc, and proceeds to stuff the banana and cream cookie up his bum.
Same again tomorrow says the Doc!
This goes on for about 2 weeks, then the Doc says, tomorrow just bring me a banana and a 2lb hammer.
Next day this he does, and drops em, bends over and spreads em, and the Doc stuffs the banana up, and says just stay like that a minute.
Out comes the big tapeworm saying,...
Hoi!!!! where´s my cream cookie?
and the Doc belts it on the head with the hammer !!!!!
Sorry!...........Been diving deep, on mixed gasses today!
That joke was so ugly it hurt my soul.
Skin Diving at Hoi Ha Wan, Sai Kung
diving in hoi an
diving in hoi an
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